Head Cheese Celtics Beat Cap Junky Bulls 134-99
Head Cheese led at every break at Premium Craftsmanship Center and won the third quarter 39-21 to hand Cap Junky a second straight loss.
| TEAM | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | T |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21 | 33 | 21 | 24 | 99 | |
| 33 | 33 | 39 | 29 | 134 |
Head Cheese never let this one breathe.
The Head Cheese Celtics won the first quarter 33-21 at Premium Craftsmanship Center. The Cap Junky Bulls could only trade baskets in the second, a 33-33 quarter that left Head Cheese up 66-54 at the half.
The third quarter ended the suspense. Head Cheese outscored Cap Junky 39-21 and turned a 12-point lead into a 105-75 margin with a quarter to play. A 29-24 fourth closed out a 134-99 final, a 35-point win.
Head Cheese moves to 2-1 with two straight wins and holds second place in the Atlantic Division. Cap Junky drops to 1-3 with two losses in a row and sits fourth in the Central Division. Head Cheese leads the season series 1-0.
There's no rest for the winners. Head Cheese hosts the NYC Diesel Nets on Tuesday, while Cap Junky goes home to face the Nino Brown Knicks on Wednesday.
Tale of the Tape
Cap Junky Bulls | Head Cheese Celtics | |
|---|---|---|
| 1-3 | Record | 2-1 |
| Gold Strain Series | Series | Presidential Line |
| Hybrid | Strain type, as printed | Hybrid |
| Flower · Liquid Live Resin · Diamonds | Build | Flower · Live Resin · Diamonds |
| Classic Pack · TRENDI | Packaging | Classic Pack · Polaris Cannabis |
| Blunt · Pre-Roll | Roster | Blunt |
Two jerseys that do the math
These two Presidential Cannabis League teams have plenty in common. Both play in Presidential's classic packaging, and both print a partner's name right on the front of the pack. They also both wear numbers that explain themselves.
Cap Junky is made in collaboration with TRENDI, powered by Planet 13, so its 1.5g Moon Rock Blunt takes 13 in the partner's honor. Its 1g Moon Rock Pre-Roll keeps it simple with 1.
Head Cheese, the Polaris Cannabis collaboration, has only one player to number. Its lone 1.5g Moon Rock Blunt wears 15, which reads as the weight of the roll inside the pack.
One jersey salutes a partner. The other is a scale reading.
What's inside
Both teams start with flower and finish with diamonds, and both are marked Hybrid. One word separates them. Cap Junky's concentrate is liquid live resin, and its profile runs gassy with citrus zest and pine. Head Cheese uses live resin and brings a reported pungent cheese aroma with notes of lemon and spice.
Each 1.5g Blunt is rolled in a tobacco-free hemp wrap, and the four jobs a blunt wrap does explain why that matters: the neutral hemp holds the shape and guides the burn while the flower, concentrate and finish set the taste.
Cap Junky adds a second format with its 1g Pre-Roll. As Oklahoma's guide to the hemp-wrap format puts it, the blunt uses the tobacco-free hemp wrap while the infused pre-roll goes in paper.

